female actor

An unnecessary term for an actress. There has been some recent confusion in the biz due to some women who seem to think that they are not equal to men (women are in fact equal but distinctly and thankfully different.)
These egomaniacs insist that they are 'actors' which fucks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. This term - 'actress' - was okay for Katherine Hepburn and other greats of her time...why is it necessary for these 'womyn'- as they likely wish to be addressed - to try to compete where no competition is needed or warranted. A man is a man; a woman is a woman. An actor is a man; an actress is a woman. It really is quite simple.

FEMALE ACTOR RAISES HELL:

Dan: "Would the actresses looking to audition for the role of Cleo please gather to my left."

Tiffy: "Oh my gawd...I don't SEEEEE any ACTRESSES here DAaaaaN....Show me...show me you BASTARD...show me an actress...show me; you chauvanist PIIIG! I am an ACTOR as are all of the W--I--M--Y--N----here...AND I refUSE to be asked to be on your left...there is no 'left.' There is only 'personal flow.'!!!"

Rachel: "Step aside wannabe.....go back to hustling tables."

Dan: "Miss...you can go to tent 4 if you want to audition for the actors' rolls. We are running takes for Terminator IV...you might fit in there."

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a paid actor

When something does it’s “job” well

Person1: wow this picture of you looks bomb!
Person2: Right? The sun was a paid actor

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Comfort Actor

A comfort actor is when an actor makes you feel safe and happy when you are upset.

When i feel sad, i think about Tom Hiddleston. He is my comfort actor and he makes me feel happy.

Drunk Actor

Someone who pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.

"Bro im so hammered son. Sippin on Patron all night!"
"Ok. Thats a Coors Lite, and you've only had one"
"TITS!"
"Your such a Drunk Actor"

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fine actor

A DMV(DC,MD,VA) Term that is use to describe someone who is a good/believable liar.

Man 1- man I was whooping all of them, it was about four niggas all trying to jump me.

Man 2- for real? You a real one no joke.

Man 3- it was one nigga and he was beating the shit out of you so stop lying.

Man 1- so where the other three come from? Man you a fine actor.

Hollywood actors

Among this group is a high concentration of people who think that their opinions are worth more than ours just because they are rich and famous. Another false belief some of these people tend to have is that real americans (the ones who don't have seven mansions and private islands and jets) actually give a damn about their ill-founded opinions. Some of them tend to be preachy and like to scold people for polluting or being selfish while they drive gas-guzzling SUV's and buy $300 jeans.

Vote or Die. What the Hell was that? At least that stupid campaign kept him from ruining more good songs.

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Paid Actor

A player in an online game that exists to make a streamer/content creator seem better than they are

Streamer gets a high K/D
Chat:PAID ACTORS

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