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I. When sending a pornographic link over IM, appropriately tag it sfw or nsfw.
II. Never admit to a dude's chick the existence of the dude's porn collection.
III. When you lend a dude's chick some money, the dude is responsible for reimbursement, even after he breaks up with the chick.
IV. If you're ever so lucky to find nudie pictures of a dude's hot girlfriend, you are obliged by the Dude Code to, in all discretion, share them with other dudes. (note: via e-mail or IM only!)
No example for additions to the Dude Code.
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Tik Tok Take Me Out Special Addition (New Guest Like Cal The Sh@ggon)
Yo mush, are you tuning in to Tyrone's live tonight? He's doing a TTTMO Special Addition!
This is possibly the most annoying phrase in the real-time-strategy game Starcraft.
The basic objective of Starcraft is to make a big army to destroy your opponent, however you have this army-size limit known as 'supply' that can only be increased by building a specific building, and for the alien faction 'protoss', that building is the pylon. So every 2-4 soldiers you build, you most build another pylon to sustain them. If you forget, a voice says "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS", and at that point, you realise that you can't build any more guys until you send a worker to build the pylon, and then wait for the pylon to finish. Then, 4 soldiers later, you will have to build ANOTHER one.
What makes this phrase especially annoying is how often the guy says it if you forget to build them, because soldiers of the protoss race take up so much supply, and their pylons provide such little supply.
*tries to build a soldier*
"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"
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A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.
man, who's up for playing mario kart 64:alcoholic addition
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Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.
Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.
Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."
Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.
Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core
Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.
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The reason everyone I know, including me, quit wow! Good job Blizzard!
Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken.
Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.
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This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.
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