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To photoshop or draw over the top of an image, or edit a video with Adobe After Effects in a very realistic and pro way in order to fool people.
You would not want to show you a screenshot of any anime to Jamie. He will adobe deepfake it look unspeakably sexual.
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Noun - A computer program designed by a demon, to unleash the powers of hell upon anyone dumb enough to open the program. No one is safe when the program is opened. It will only lead to blood and tears.
True Fact: In the middle ages Adobe Flash would raid villages, rape the women, burn the homes and take slaves.
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In software engineering, the point of inelegance when a codebase will collapse in on itself like a mud house. It is conceptually similar to the Chandrasekhar Limit, the mass above which a star can collapse into a black hole.
A codebase that has surpassed the adobe threshold cannot be completely understood at one time, because its complexity is too much for someone to keep in their head. This can lead to additional problems ranging from duplicated code to whole systems that do nothing but fight each other.
Collapsed codebases are not maintainable, which means they cannot have bugs fixed or functionality added. Engineers may contain collapse by applying emergency encapsulation measures, walling off entire features like junk-filled rooms in a vast house.
If you bring in any more mercenary programmers, our codebase is going to pass the adobe threshold and collapse.
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When a person (often fitness-athletes) uses photoshop to edit pictures of themselves, in order to look more muscular and lean. The term came from combining the word "gains" and Adobe Photoshop.
It was made popular after several Shredz-atlethes were exposed for editing their own photos before posting them, for example Paige Hathaway and Devin Zimmerman.
Person: Have you seen this guy called Devin? He's shredded!
Bradley Martyn: Nah man! It's just adobe gains!
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Similar to an Alaskan Pipeline, you take a shit in a condom and sun dry it, therefore creating a brick-like substance inside the condom suitable for activities normally performed with a dildo.
Hello hunny, happy birthday, it's an Arizona Adobe!
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an animation app that you have to pay for 20 a month
Guy :I got adobe animate
Guy 2 : you mean adobe flash player?
Guy ; no you idiot the animation app
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The act of being conned by Adobe to install some bloatware, Google tool or desktop or McAfee malware simply because you click to download and install Adobe Flash or Reader too quickly and before the pre-checked additional bloatware box appears on the download webpage.
Go to www.adobe.com, click on Flash Player icon, click button to Download and install.... but wait a few seconds first and the preselected bloatware finally pops up is already checked and included if you miss it. If you find bloatware suddenly on your PC after installing an Adobe product.... you've been 'Adobe Conned!!!'
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