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The condition that causes a teenager to repeatedly forget to perform tasks.
Suffering from a virulent case of adolescent amnesia, my daughter consistently forgot to to do her homework.
Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.
Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!
Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!
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the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.
as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence
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A big somewhat happy family, filled with trolls, regulars and DRAMA. But very entertaining.
Submitted by koolaidkid
Koolaidkid: "I'm going to yahoo answers"
randomperson: "What section do you go on"
Koolaidkid " The Adolescent section"
randomperson: "Oh that section is very entertainin, I'll join you"
Koolaidkid: " Okay"
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A teenager who has swapped danger for a life of safety. Based of the Arctic Monkeys hit single.
The word "fluorescent adolescent" rhymes.
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While it seems serious and genuine to the two 12-14 year old lovers, adolescent love is simply a term used for "Young Love"- aka, making out and/or spooning in hallways before breaking up in about 3-4 weeks
Paul: Dude, me and Lexi are definetally gonna be together forever! We are soo in love
Noah: Sounds like a hopeless case of adolescent love
Paul: And YOU'RE still a virgin!
Noah: You're not?
Paul:....................stfu
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The dopest, sickest, illest, most raw punk rock band on planet earth, besides eken is dead... Dose is number 2 on the list for surez tho...
Dude!!!! Did u see that super sick ass band dose of adolescence play yesterday? I bought up all there CDs and merchandise cuz there sick! I am definitely obsessed with this band! I get a hard on when I see Timmy and jimmy singing live, just wish they would perform naked once in a while!
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