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If you are an advent calendar it means you are something different everyday, sometimes you might be sweet, sometimes you might be savory.
Dude! Why are you being such an advent calendar today! Ugh! Fuck you!
A Smexy Founder of Advent Region
I wanna fuck Advent Sage SOOOO BADDD
For $825 it's as bad is coal. Not something you want on your Christmas wishlist unless you are looking for a pack of stickers or a wax seal on a string!
Did you see the chanel advent calendar series on tiktok?
The Advent Garden:
From The Garden of Eden. The coming shall ravel like a phoenix to LA LA Land. LLL.
1.)As the Advent Garden was birthing over GO-No-ld, RG3 and JC3 P.O. Have delivered Gold unfound. Dumbfound. Whooh.
2.) Corners Of The U.S.A.
3.) Everyone Wars For Their Lands Of Religion, but this is a different kind of Mission. Airy. Mountain Rangers. Real Gold Diggers.
Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.