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There is the life that effectively begins at sundown, and we call that The Nitelife. It is the social gatherings that usually take place in public places, most often in taverns and clubs, especially between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. After this, there is often a continuation of these nitelife activities at a PRIVATE venue, where the AFTER party takes place. This is where all inhibitions can be laid to rest and you can let it ALL hang out. THIS is the Afterlife; heaven on earth. Where it's ON, 'til the break of dawn!!
♂ : Are you all in for the nite, Babygirl?
♀ : Hell to the naw, Daddy. Bout to get part 2 of this crackin at the Blindspot!
♂ : Well, then, I guess we'll be hooking up again in the afterlife.
Dave: What happens in the afterlife, teach?
Teacher: idk lol
Dave: ok
Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Have you heard of the black afterlife?
Life after faking one's death. This can be done with or without a new identity. This is often done to escape one's current life. Anything that happens after that event is considered a living afterlife.
Synonyms: Living off the grid
I had to fake my own death, and now I can't go back man. It's like I'm in a living afterlife!
Afterlife Transitionism is a void-compass lib-left soulist extraphysicalist hyper-ideology omni-ideology that believes that the only way to superatife death is the transition to afterlife completely, afterlife transitionism believes that extraphysicalism, Extraphysicism, Esoteric Soulism, Esoteric Anti-Deathism, Divinialism, Spiritualicism, Transcendentialism and all similar ideologies are right and the only way to win death is reaching afterlife while being alive, doing so or by reaching a high level of being or by technology, but not by classical transhumanist technologies, but by extraphysicist, divinialist, spiritualicist, soulist and even quantumist ideologies. Afterlife Transitionism is often seeing as being equal to Transcendentialism, but focusing on reaching afterlife and not a high level of being. Afterlife Transitionism believes that natural sciences cannot determine, prove or disprove the existence of afterlife, being necessary the creation of its own methods and epistemologies to determine so, such as for study anything related to the extraphysical, spiritual, esoteric, divine, occult and so on.
"Afterlife Transitionism was created as an answer to Pro-Afterlifeism, as a mean to slove all of it main problems and in order to enable humanity to also become an extraphysical society and a highly evolved society. Afterlife Transitionism often supports Monteirism politically and often sees monteirism as a good way to turn afterlife transitionism in reality."
Getting a handjob from a friend/person/someone in a coma. With permission of course.
P1: bro if you're ever in a coma can I get a afterlife delight?
P2: yeah bro
when you kill an someone on a video game but even though they're dead, they end up killing you because of their horrible lag. other words include: afterlife, afterlifing
I got afterlifed by this kid playing in McDonalds.