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When the sun goes down (or "sunset" on tombstones), the night life begins. This is when club-hoppers frequent their favorite public places and establishments to socialize and party, usually "turned all-the-way-up" between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. When the clubs shuts down, the night life technically comes to an end. But then the AFTER party continues at a private venue. THIS is the afterlife, where you can finally lay all your inhibitions to rest and resurrect "the real you". Where it's ON 'til the break of dawn!
Him: So, are you all in for the nite, Babygirl?
Her: Hell-to-the-naw, Daddy. Bout to get part 2 of this crackin at the Blindspot!
Him: Well, then, I guess we'll be hooking up again in the afterlife.
There is the life that effectively begins at sundown, and we call that The Nitelife. It is the social gatherings that usually take place in public places, most often in taverns and clubs, especially between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. After this, there is often a continuation of these nitelife activities at a PRIVATE venue, where the AFTER party takes place. This is where all inhibitions can be laid to rest and you can let it ALL hang out. THIS is the Afterlife; heaven on earth. Where it's ON, 'til the break of dawn!!
♂ : Are you all in for the nite, Babygirl?
♀ : Hell to the naw, Daddy. Bout to get part 2 of this crackin at the Blindspot!
♂ : Well, then, I guess we'll be hooking up again in the afterlife.
Dave: What happens in the afterlife, teach?
Teacher: idk lol
Dave: ok
Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Have you heard of the black afterlife?
Life after faking one's death. This can be done with or without a new identity. This is often done to escape one's current life. Anything that happens after that event is considered a living afterlife.
Synonyms: Living off the grid
I had to fake my own death, and now I can't go back man. It's like I'm in a living afterlife!
when you kill an someone on a video game but even though they're dead, they end up killing you because of their horrible lag. other words include: afterlife, afterlifing
I got afterlifed by this kid playing in McDonalds.
Fans of Avenged Sevenfold who only listen to their hits, such as Afterlife, and refuse to enjoy the "deep cuts". They don't enjoy any music that isn't cookie cutter.
"What's your favorite avenged song? I'm really enjoying the new album!"
"Oh it doesn't really vibe with me, but my favorite song is Afterlife!"
"So you're an Afterlife Andy then?"
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"Man, why is everyone cheering for Afterlife It's not even that good."
"Yeah, what a bunch of Afterlife Andys"