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Agent 3

Some guy who saves your life from being blended

yo agent 3 im in a blender HELP
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by Profitter January 14, 2019

37๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agent 47

A genetically-enhanced clone trained to assassinate targets, the agent's name is derived from the last two digits of his assigned bar-code which is tattooed on the back of his head, reading 640509-040147

The corporation that supply his 'targets' is called the ICA, which is an acronym for International Contract Agency. According to the storyline of the video-games and the film, he is of British descent and can speak French, English and Russian fluently. He is frequently depicted in his usual attire of an Italian black suit, black leather gloves, white striped dress shirt and red tie. 47 is an introverted character who almost always speaks in a calm, formal manner in his natural setting.

Agent 47 is an anti-hero. His profession makes him perform deeds that can be considered immoral by most standards.

While not quite superhuman, 47's physical capabilities are at the peak of human performance. He is resilient enough to shrug off numerous gunshot wounds and continue moving for long periods, and can survive falls from multi-story buildings without apparent injury. 47 is strong enough to shatter concrete, quick enough to dodge bullets at close range, and his stamina is such that he can sprint great distances without tiring. Thanks to his training and genetic augmentation, 47 is proficient with all types of firearms, and has nearly perfect accuracy.

Agent 47 is the best hitman ever engineered.

by FinalAgony October 11, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

A dope TV show that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but is primarily neglected by everyone, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Initially, it tried to be Law and Order but with superheroes, aliens, and Phil Coulson, but slowly developed its own sense of independence and started having its own unique stories, like dealing with HYDRA, Inhumans, Ghost Rider, and The Matrix.

"Dude, did you see the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Ward came back, for the third time!"

by Rogue Byzantine July 3, 2017

55๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agent P

A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action featured in Phineas and Ferb. He has a double identity, as Agent P he fights an evil pharmacist/super villian/evil scientest named Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz, but as Perry he's simple the Flynn family's pet platypus. You can tell he's Agent P when he has his hat on but otherwise he's not recognized as Agent P and is rather Perry. When he is Agent P he works for an agency called the OWCA (Orginization Without a Cool Acronym), which is run by Major Monogram and MM's intern, Carl. He's had various experiences, one where he has changed supervillians and fought the regurgitator, and another where he was replaced by another agent, Peter the Panda, but in the end his hate for Dr. Doofenschmirtz is undying. Another relation he has is with Phineas and Ferb's friend, Isbella's pet chihuahua Pinky who works for a different more girly agency nearby. He's loyal to both being an agent and the Flynn family which is what makes him the best spy around.

1. When Agent P goes to the agency Phineas never fails to ask "Where's Perry?"

2. Agent P is better than you.

3. Person 1: My pet keeps going missing.
Person 2: Maybe he's with Agent P?

by BufordBaljeet March 13, 2011

57๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agent 8

The best character from the best DLC from the best Game of all time.

"Agent 8 is gud"

by Agent8simp June 27, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agent Finn

(n / adv) A (presumed fictional) independent opperative of legendary standing regarded for the ability to disappear and reappear in socio-tactical (frequently entheogenic) situations leaving no trace save cosmological contrails. Used to describe someone displaying these qualities.

"Where is Jimmy...he was just here?"

"He must have pulled an Agent Finn and gone for some pizza."

by Mike Bishop January 24, 2007


FBI Agent

People who can look like 7 other people in 5 minutes and have 18 different passports with 35 different names.

Work for the part of government who thinks they are the smart ass and center of the world. People usually have a love-hate relationship with them, in the sense that you get amazed by the jobs they do but also hate their snobby know-it-all attitude. In movies they are the people who flash a wallet and roar "FBI!" as they chase after terrorists with legit looking guns.

Favorite phrase is "that information is classified." This phrase is also the reason why people think they are snobby know-it-alls.

Person 1: Who wear sunglasses on a rainy day looking like they are going to the concert in that suit?
Person 2: Some kind of FBI Agent...

by tyrekesage May 27, 2010

88๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž