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If you say a word wrong or spell it wrong you can say same thing different air freshener.
"We’re do you wanna go today”
“Do you mean where “
“Yh same thing different air freshener “
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The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.
The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.
Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.
Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."
After somebody busts ass you say "throw an air freshener on that bitch"
Katie, that stinks, throw an air freshener on that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.
Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?
Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.
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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?
Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum
I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener
when you drop a cleveland steamer (a fat shit) in the top of the hand dryer. this leaves for a nice surprise once an innocent passerby decides to press the button and dry their hands.
Their weren't any towels left, so I tried to use the hand dryer and got hit with the cleveland air freshener!