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Person who rudely ignores plane etiquite and pushes up the aisle past other passengers waiting in their row while plane is unloading. The correct etiquite is "unload the most forward row first, then the next most forward etc etc"
Person A, orginally from Row 12 "Excuse me"
Person patiently waiting in Row 7 "A pox on you aisle creeper"
Noun:
Aggressive or violent behavior exhibited by a shopper in an aisle, often as a manifestation of stress and frustration towards another shopper's ignorance. Walmart's equivalent of "road rage".
Verb:
Act of expressing "aisle rage". (aisle raging)
Noun:
That dude knocked him out because of aisle rage!!!!
Verb:
I was aisle raging so bad last night at Walmart because it was full of idiots!!!!
sunday shopper at the grocery store that stays in the middle of the aisle so you cant pass and walks extra slow just to piss you off, no matter what day it is.
dude! I almost missed the last box of frosty flakes thanks to some aisle whore looking for the grape nuts!
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The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.
Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?
Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
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A wonderful place full of peace and harmony.
Ignore the other definition on here, it's pure blasphemy.
Me and my friends went to Aisle 7.
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As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.
"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"
The act of exploding or losing one's mind: cause to burst into violent release of energy/behavior.
Bro, did you see that chick? She just went aisle eight!