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(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task
1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry
The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.
"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"
paint or makeup up seal of ivory or alabaster white on a dark skin complexion to look white, usually goes by, African, asian, or Mexican who uses white paint like alabaster, ivory, or egg shell white, to cultural appropriate mainly European or British or white cultures, without cultural acceptance. Usually means a passer.
Oh, that white milky face Jane Seymour from the Tudor series is considered a spray can alabaster, but she's probably says she more so from up north, like China. In China they say milky face.
She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.