Alanna

Alanna is a small midget with really huge boobs. In fact they're bigger than the Earth itself. She is very hyper, and loves sour patch kids. She is one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet. She tends to zone out a lot though, so be prepared to repeat what you said a couple of times. She is very book-smart but not quite street-smart. She has hair that grows faster than Rapunzel. She is addicted to facebook, and constantly tries to delete it but usually re-opens it within a few days. She isn't like most slutty teenagers because she doesn't care what people think about her. She doesn't go out of her way to impress people. She does what she wants, and says what she wants. In conclusion Alannas are the shit. And you should meet one. :D

Girl- There was just an Earthquake in Cali
Girl- Bro, I didn't know Alanna's Boobs took a trip to California.

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Alanna

Alanna's are by far the best person you will ever meet. They have long, beautiful , blond hair and gorgeous eyes that change from one color to another. She is totally hot and most guys want her but don’t have the courage to ask her out!! She is usually in the popular squad being the it girl . But don’t take that against her, she is still sweet, kind, funny, smart, and bright and before you meet her shy!! Alannas are very hard to find so if you meet one, don’t loose her! They are loyal till the end no matter how many fights you have, she’s always there to lend you a pencil :) they don’t care what gender they date as long as they are loving a sweet, she’ll be there for you ;) so be smart and find yourself an alanna

Dude 1 “ man, look at her she’s so hot, she must be an alanna

Dude 2 “ my mouth is drooling!

Girl 1 “ she’s so kind! Must be an alanna

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Alanna

The fittest girl you will ever come across. She is smart, kind, beautiful, intelligent and an amazing girlfriend. She has the biggest heart and the sweetest smile. She always surrounds herself with the greatest people of all so if u are blessed with the presence of an Alanna you should be entirely grateful. She is also amazing in bed and could drive any boy crazy.

“Wow she’s gorgeous”
“Oh Ye dude I know, that’s Alanna”
“I knew she was just by her beauty”

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Alanna

The feeling you get when someone hits the G-spot. Gasping in ecstasy.

Megan: "Hey! How was last night with David?"

Daniella: "OMG it was like WOW! He made me Alanna!"

Megan: "You are so lucky"

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Alanna

Synonym for clapped

Damn, That bitch looks like Alanna

Alanna

Alanna such a gorgeous girl with a big butt

Have you seen alannas ass dayum

Alanna

Alanna she is one of the most caring and understanding friends you could have, she loves to dance and sing her heart out, she has confidence in herself, she is beautiful and has a huge heart boys and girls love to be around her, most of her favorite sports would be volleyball and basketball if you ever have a friend named Alanna take good care of them cause they are the realest people you could ever trust in

“You have a friend named Alanna?”

“Yes why”

“Take good care of her she is the realest”