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While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.
Dude, why is she pissed at you?!
Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!
The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.
To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions
"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote
When a man has a failed vasectomy.
Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.
When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.
I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.