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When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.
"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."
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to be exclaimed when someone is caught flerting with another person.
boy: hey girl, you're so kiute!
girl: flert alert ! 🚨
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When folks use multiple loud, yappy little dogs to protect their property and families rather than purchasing a security system.
Of course yap alert is a better system all around, you never have to turn it on or off.
When your girlfriend takes a dump in your bed (like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp).
She really took a shit in your bed? Dude, Amber Alert.
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Usu. a term to describe when crucial elements of a movie are about to be revealed (i.e. the ending, character deaths, a twist, etc.)
**Spoiler Alert!**
The girl in million dollar baby dies.
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When your parent or guardian suspects, or is currently on the lookout for any signs of marijuana use. This usually happens after getting caught by your parents.
Brian: "Can we chill at your house tonight?"
Scott: "Naw man, my mom is on high alert tonight"
Brian: "Ahh...that sucks"
The word is used to alert or warn a friend during a conversation that the other person will end up as your stalker or maybe already your stalker. Its mainly a presumption which is based on the over - fluttering tone of the person towards your friend.
Bucky: Hey girls what are you doinn? I think class is over.
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).
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