Alessandra is always right, itβs a scientific fact.
1: Do you know Alessandra?
2: Yes, the one whoβs always right?
1: Yes!
THE BEST PERSON TO WALK THIS EARTH. MY WIFE.
Alessandra is My wife
A crazy girl, but she'll always be by your side because she's an awesome friend. She's tons of fun, and you can trust her with anything. You'll have many good memories with an Alessandra. She may be a bit psycho, but she's the best friend you could ask for.
"Alessandra? Yeah she's really funny."
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A child that eats and doesnt gain weight, always gets the guys, till Ryan came and she couldn't get over him ππ¦΅
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An amazing, talented person. Loves makeup prolly more than her bf but is still a sweet caring person and will do anything to try and make your day better. But when shes mad its the end of the world so dont start with her. Will probably kill someone if they talked down on her or her friends or even her bf. In general is a really good person who just needs time and love. If u have an alessandra. Keep her. She just might be the one for you
Dude 1: say bru that girl u got is a keeper
Dude 2: yessir. Iss cuz shes an alessandra
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Let's be honest. Have you ever met anyone named Alessandra? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Annoying dip shit that doesn't leave you alone and will bother you all day. No time to yourself. No time for no one but her. Its all about her. always. Don't get with one, or you'll never be able to leave her.
Alessandra is so annoying god I wanna kms. Rather die than listen to her talk.
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