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Alexandre Despatie

World champion diver from Laval, Quebec, Canada. Alexandre has the distinction of being the only person to win at 1,3 and 10m platforms. He is also the only living human who should be encouraged to wear a Speedo at all times.

Alexandre is not gay - a fact many gay men are quite upset about.

Hey, Louis! Check out the slo-mo recap of Alexandre Despatie's last dive. Sacre bleu, those are some nice abs. Great clean entry, too.

Bien sur, Francois. I've always loved Alex's entries.

by rockhound43 October 13, 2010

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françois-alexandre

It's a man with an awesomely large penis that love to fuck with hot chicks on a daily baisis. He is always ready to pull his dick out if needed because he is proud of his 12 inch engine. Fucks maxime on a daily basis too.

Maxime : Wow it's big you must be François-Alexandre.
François-Alexandre : Shut the fuck up and blow.

Maxime: master?
François-Alexandre: yes.

by dickhead777777 January 11, 2016


alexandre montes

Alexandre Montes is a Conor McGregor wannabe.
He is known for banging every fucking girl who isn't of his native country

You so fucking Alexandre Montes

by osantos October 24, 2018


Alexandre Sérgio

Alexandre as a boy's name is of Greek origin meaning "man's defender or warrior".
Sérgio - Italian, Spanish, Portuguese.

A human version of sunset. Who gets your attention as soon you look at him like how you look at the sunset. He has this mesmerizing eyes, smile, lips, hair, nose, and eyebrows that will make you fall in love so easily. The way he stares, talk, smile, and sleep you will be captivated like a fireworks show.

Someone who has this name is a kind-hearted person who doesn't want to see hurt someone he loves (even spiders or flies). That sweetest smile he has is the same as his sweetest attitude. When you're with this guy, there are no minutes that you will not get melt and smile. His sense of humor is so good, you will have fun having him around.

Be careful on talking with this guy cause it is a 100% high chance that you will fall in love with him in just seconds. Until your heart decides you can never unlove him anymore.

I love you Alexandre Sérgio

You are the only sweetest Alexandre I've ever met in my whole life
I wish I could have you Sérgio

by memiyeaaah March 27, 2021


Dirty Alexandre

Being so fucking sexy. When a guy makes you wet as you had your own raining cloud.

"He's so fucking sexy, I'm gonna recreate the dead sea, what a Dirty Alexandre"

by Auberginax April 14, 2020

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Ashley Alexandre Dupre

America's most famous hooker.

And people wonder why Eliot Spitzer is a hypocrite. Just look at Ashley Alexandre Dupre.

by Metacritic April 2, 2008

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Ashley Alexandre Dupre

The call girl at the center of the prostitution scandal that prompted Gov. Eliot Spitzer to resign in disgrace. Law enforcement officials have said Spitzer had a Feb. 13 2008 tryst with Ms. Dupre and paid her $4,300, according to court papers.
Also know as an amateur vocal musician.
AKA "Kristen"
See client number nine

Johnny: You hear about that Ashley Alexandre Dupre chick that 'serviced' client number nine?
Dick: I hear she's pretty good with a 'mike' if ya know what I mean..
Johnny: ROFL!

by Kim Warren March 13, 2008

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