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Alfonso is a tall guy, who has ZERO Rizzzz. He plays basketball and has crazy hair. He may seem innocent but he is crazy for the women. But because his rizz levels are low things are unfortunate.
Girl: Hey we should hangout sometimes.
Alfonso C: Sure in Bed
Girl: Umm Nevermind.
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the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp
alfonso soriano hits one deep to left its outta here he is a pro baseball player
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Spanish football "stadium" situated in Getafe, a town nearby Madrid, that stadium is known for its poor rates of attendance each match, urban legend says "When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end"
When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end
When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
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Alfonso is a dude with a big nose. He is often confused for a Jewish person, but he looks more like an Arab guy. He will unleash his inner demons if provoked.
Yo I think Alfonso is gonna unleash his inner demons. He is going to rape you!