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An Aliza is the dottiest person any person will ever know, as they always seem almost drunkenly giddy. They understand very few dirty jokes and WAY overact every role they receive in a theater.
They’re often also gold-digging booblebops.
Me: Just put in in here.
Lauren: That’s what she said!!!
Aliza: I’m sorry wuttt
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If your name is Aliza you will be stalked by a kid named Ali who you met on Snapchat and you are friends with mountains. HIGH KEY RETARDED
Yoo you see Aliza she’s being stalked by Ali
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Friend: She seems rude
Fake friend: Yeah..
Fake friend: Yo My fake friend told me that you’re rude
Aliza: Imma finna go bear the shit outta her
5👍 21👎
The most amazing and beautiful girl know to man, to have her as a part of your life is a Godsend.
She is so amazing she'll be locked in your mind forever.
She also gives the most amazing hugs and head massage.
Aliza Strass, A woman you would travel all the way from Australia to Germany just to hug.
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When you fart in a car, turn up the heat to maximum capacity and then lock a person in the car by themself. The Person will defintley wake up stinky and smelly and sweaty, and that's what they get for falling asleep while someone else drives.
Yo, He's sleeping in the car, Turn up the heat to give him a raging-aliza-bomb!
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Alizae’s dick is the best dick you can suck on , it’s so big, long and juicy , makes you bust just by looking at it from the pants , best experience ever , can’t get bored of her dick , plus she’s cool and has the best music and style
ME: have you seen Alizae’s dick
Gurl : no
Me: she has the best dick in the whole world better than the other guys
the hottest girl you’ll ever meet she can’t be replaced and you’ll never find anyone like her. make eye contact with her and you’re 100% guaranteed to fall inlove. remember there’s only 1 of her to ever come into your life so don’t ruin it because she rarely ever gives second chances.
boy 1- she’s just so perfect
boy 2- good luck, that girls an ALIZA