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the best fanfiction in the freaking world for "Romeo and Juliet", look it up.
you don't need an example. MERCUTIO AND ALLEGRA IS EPIC.
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Out of a sudden quitting a conversation or location without a known reason for a long time; rage-quitting.
Stop pulling an allegra on me; Don't forget to allegra your girlfriend.
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A freaking awesome fanfiction about "Romeo and Juliet" that I happened to come across. It's funny, touching, and Shakespeare himself would be like wow, this is awesometh. Seriously great... I can't believe it's just a fanfiction...
"This is not just a girl you love!" Benvolio exploded. "'Tis a Capulet girl! The younger sister of Theobald and Ricardo, who hate you enough as it is! If they realize you have been teasing their innocent younger sister, they will break you in half!"
"Tease!" Mercutio repeated. "Tease? Really, Benvolio, have I ever teased about love?"
Benvolio stared at him.
Mercutio cleared his throat. "Ay. Well, I do not tease now! What, you do not believe me?"
- From chapter 6 of mercutio and allegra.
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Stunning, funny, and a smile that lights up the room. Popular and definitely the most attractive girl you'll find in middle school. Her hearts' so warm that even when she rejects you, you still can't help but to love her. She'll friendzone you, but at that point you don't care. It's sad that i'm writing this on valentines day. A day i'd hope to be spending with her. sorry for the heartfelt message but when it feels that there's no one that you can open up to, the internet is your best friend. I've reached the lowest of lows :)
I tried to shoot my shot with Allegra Mann, but I missed.
Allegra grey is a women, who you will never forget, shes an addiction, once you see her, you cant get enough of her. She does everything deliberately and perfect, u wont caught her doing anything bad, because she has her eyes on everything. If you think you did a better job than her, she let u think that u did, because u will never beat the queen. She can seduce any men with only her eyes, she doesn’t need to talk, because her body has it's own language. And have fun trying to impress her, because nothing can impress her.
Allegra grey is her own religion.
The hottest Canadian YouTube'r from Toronto.
Hey look Allegra shaw has a bomb ass Instagram profile.
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A move made in a threesome when the guy tapes the girls' legs together playing out his fantasy of a three legged race. then uses the rest of the tape roll to shove up his asswhole because it is sexually stimulating for him. He ends up with the role stuck in his ass while the girls' heads bashed into each other on their three legged race and knocked them unconscious so now the guy is a murder suspect and goes to jail with the tape roll still stuck up his ass.
Cop 1: "what we got today"
Cop 2: "just another dirty allegra"
Cop 3: "fucking legend"
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