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The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.
I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.
Alo Madis is a word used by the most wise. By saying this word it means you're rich and smart. Not used by many people these days because people have abandoned it.
I'm Alo Madis.
A plant with cactus-like leaves known for it's medicinal powers and jizz like texture. The green exterior should never be eaten under any circumstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a jizz-smothered grimace.
Sally: Oh my god! Did you jizz in my drink?
Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.
Sally: That's digusting.
Timmy: Agreed.
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When you meet her she may seem shy but once you open up your eyes you realize she’s the most sweetest, funny, goofy, supporting, beautiful, adventurous, very loving girl you wish you could meet, if you find your self a Kalia Alo, show her that you are the only person in the world her heart would desire.
“Kalia alo is really the best girl.”
A secret way of saying spill the tea in a subtle way that only your best friend will know ;) all the gossip, information and life updates in general come under the term of 'aloe'.
Person 1: Oh my gosh bro i have so much stuff to tell you
Person 2: Spill the Aloe bro
A couple that will last forever and always, they may have arguments from here to there but their love for each other keeps them going. They’re going to have many kids and have a successful marriage. They’re truly soulmates
Dude have you heard about the couple lulu and aloe.
Lulu and aloe are so cute together i wish we could last as long as them.
The Craziest Person On The Internet Who Makes Hardcore Music, Known For His Liberty Spikes Hairstyle
Person 1: Do You Know Nascar Aloe?
Person 2: No Who Is He?
Person 1: Look Him Up On Urban Dictionary!
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