alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

Alpine Fever

When a Black and/or African-American female is primarily attracted to White men.

Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"

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Alpine Peaks

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, she then passes the ejaculate to him in a kiss, and he blows the white frothy liquid over her breasts making them look like snowy peaks.

After receiving a blow job, then snowballing with his girlfriend the man blows the cum on her chest giving her Alpine Peaks.

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Alpine Style

When taking a women to a mountain peak after a fresh snow storm and bending her over and making her screams echo in the mountain range

Man Azure and I did alpine style last week

alpine nigger

Someone of Alpine (Bosnian, Croatian, Slovenian, Serbian, Montenegrin, Austrian, Liechtensteinian, Italian, Swiss or French) descent or someone who lives near the Alpine mountain range. This word is usually used in a racist way.

Jack: James sometimes behaves like an immature Alpine nigger who pretends Swiss chocolate is better than Belgian chocolate
Larry: I know right. He is so obsessed with his nationality.

alpine slide

this is where you shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, and then use the frozen feces to penetrate a woman's vagina

That girl was so nasty, I decided to give her the alpine slide

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alpine skiing

a sport wear the people who were rejected from nordic skiing because hey had no strengh and were not fast enough to do Nordic skiing. The fatter the skiing the fast they go, they can just fall down the hill. Un like Nordic where they have to ski up hills and down them.

Hey Stuart guess what i got on to the Nordic ski team, i knew all of those push ups and going to the gym every day would pay off. i am so glad i would have had to do the lazy wuss sport, alpine skiing

O that is cool dude, i didn't make it. But the alpine ski team wants me to join. I think i will do that.

Well that is cool too, have fun with that. ( Maybe he should have tryed and worked out, insted of eating and watching t.v. o well)

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