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The opposite of professional porn. Amateur porn is often recorded not with a professional cameraman and equipment, but self-camera or phones. It can be either two or more people fucking each other, or just a girl having fun with her sex toys. Examples can be found at GoneWild.Life or similar sites.
Amateur porn is better than professional porn as it shows how sex is in reality.
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A person who doesn't know that Oreo cookies are made for milk and best when dunked in milk.
Foreigner: "Hold on I'll be right back." (comes back with Oreos and a glass of milk)
Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."
Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)
Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."
Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"
Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."
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A day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its "cool man!" St. Patricks Day is such an Amateur Holiday.
On St. Patrick's Day I wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. St Patricks day is a textbook Amateur Holiday.
An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.
two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
A ‘probiotic aid’ that doesn’t work well for you; and others who expected immediate results.
I think my probiotic is actually an AMATEUR-BIOTIC because it has not worked well for my system.
A drug dealer, especially one who illegally deals prescription-only medications.
Person 1: Man, I'm out of xannies and oxy.
Person 2: Just call up the amateur pharmacist down the street!
(Noun) An error resulting from a profound lack of judgement - usually on an amateur scale.
Fred: Yeah, I got ridiculously drunk and got with my ex-girlfriend last night.
Johnathon: You didn't! That's an amateur mistake!
Alex: Oh no - I left my graphical calculator in radians for all those questions!
Christopher: Oh dear - amateur mistake!
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