Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.
I woke up in jail with pinkeye because my wife gave me the Amber Turd
The bitch that tried to take $10M from Jonny Depp and thankfully lost.
Person 1: Bro did you hear what Amber Turd did today?
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...
A phrase used when one takes a dump, poo, or poop. Also used vulgarity towards a narcissist or feminist.
“I really need to take an Amber Turd”
“That woman is such an amber turd”
A devious sex move in which the female has to poop on the male's side of the bed and then pretend like she didn't and that it's not funny
F: Hey baby, want me to amber turd tn?
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee
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A piece of shit, who wrongfully threw shade at Johnny Depp in order to join the me too movement . This basically ruined the man’s life. Depp did however get justice in the defamation trial.
June 1st, 2022 will forever be remembered as the Day that Amber Turd almost defamed Captain Jack Sparrow.
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The act of scent marking your territory by defecating to ward off enemies.
Person 1: Yo, I hear weird noises outside!
Person 2: Hold on I will go out and amber turd all around the house!
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When you're not potty trained and take a poo on the bed instead of the toilet
Amber Turd isn't potty trained and took a big steamin' shite on the bed
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