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When you tuck your ballsack inbetween your legs and let your penis hang out in the water. This can only be done in the water.
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I was in my hottub and gave The Anaconda to Chris.
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a really huge poop, one that snakes around the perimeter of the bowl. Can also be wide in girth. accomplished by going pooptron
Woah, that's a stinky anaconda I just laid down.
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1. A large breed of snake.
2. Slang; the male reproductive organ.
1. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!
2. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!
a male, usually from southwestern australia, with a well known prowess in the bedroom.
What an anaconda
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A very large snake. Posesses fangs, no poison i think. Will try to swallow prey whole, not constrict. There is a simple plan of action for if you are attacked by an anaconda.
Lie down on your back, with your arms by your sides and your legs together. The snake will crawl over you, checking you out. Do not panic. The snake will then try to swallow you. It will dislocate its jaw, and start to swallow you feet first - always feet first. Allow it to take you in its mouth up to your knees, this will take some time. When the snake reaches your knees, slowly pull out a long, sharp knife and isnert it between your knees and the anaconda's top jaw. Slide the knife away from you with force, hence removing the anaconda's head. The anaconda will then die, and you will be able to safely remove your shins and feet, and leave unscathed. You will not, however, be able to carry away the dead anaconda. It is simply too big.
So, now you know how, you will be able to protect yourself from anaconda attacks in any place you find them.
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A wrestling move that wraps the enemies neck and body so hard that it is impossible to get out of.
Caleb:"Oh my god! Joseph got Justin in the anaconda!" Jonathan:"Holy crap! he's gonna die!"
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A large wooden dildo produced in the woodwork rooms of Trinity Catholic School in Sydney, used to rape young boys in boarding school by older kids and faculty memebers.
"Let's run an anaconda on that muh-fucka."
"Man, I would kill those fuck's if they tried to rape my ass with a giant wooden snake shaped dildo."
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