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When your poop has so much iron in it that when you get up and look at it, it already slid all the way down the toilet.
Guy #1: "Dude, it felt like a gnarly turd, but when I got up, there wasn't anything in the toilet..."
Guy #2: "Bro, that's what you call an 'anchor'."
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When you let half your shit out then suck it back in.
Oh, man. I was Anchoring the whole way home.
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A female so obese, she could easily anchor a cruise liner.
Dude, did you see that anchor? Her lung capacity must be astounding, being underwater days at a time!
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When someone is so drunk that, in attempt to continue partying, they hold onto a secured object (i.e. the bar, table, nearby person, etc...) to hold themselves up while dancing. Often accompanied by drooping eyes and spilling drink, someone who is anchoring typically has lost the ability to speak.
That guy over there is totally anchoring. Someone should either dance with him or call him a cab.
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when your balls slap on a chicks clit via doggy style
chicks love it when Scotty is anchoring them
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The guy on the bottom of a gangbang who keeps the girl's ass or pussy plugged while his bruhs unload in her.
Dude: "I was Katie's anchor at the party last night."
Pete: "Anchor, you mean you had her back?"
Dude: "Na, I kept her plugged while Jimmy, Freddie and Billy creampied her."
Pete: "Disgusting, Dude!"
Dude: "So says you . . ."
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Being a constant reliable source of knowledge and material. The anchor is always ready to listen and is approachable under any circumstances.
During times of varied opinion, the anchor will see the issue objectively and will apply a balanced and neutral perspective allowing all parties to 'see the trees through the forest.'
Often the metaphor of a sailing boat is used where the boat is lost at sea without the anchor.
Ask the anchor, he'll know
Anchor, what is... 'insert question.'
So anchor, what's married life like?
So anchor, how many children should I have? You have 6, is that enough?
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