And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

And I Poop-

Not a phrase used by the vscos, its a phrase used by people ironically or people who dislike the vsco girls but still have the urge to say it. Used in situations randomly.

"Holy shit! I just dropped my phone!"

-"And I poop-"

I am a poop in a gyat

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Wo I can’t wait wowiwywi I am a poop in a gyat

I poop

The two most deadly words in the english lexicon

*hey I poop* *dies*

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

poop i spy

Sneaking a peek at the toilet paper after wiping your butt at the conclusion of a dump.

I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.

I has to poop

uh oh brothers

uh oh brothers sisters and siblings I has to poop