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A little Dwarf in a land far far away likes to jerk it whilst listening to cars driving outside.
he sometimes get out of his hobbit-hole to shove his tiny winy little shrimp penis in an exhaust pot
he also enjoys the company of his tall and lanky friend rema 1000, and a Lithuanian of whom Anders is a sex-slave to.
"Anders Where are you?"
"Look down!"
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By definition, to "Anders" something is to tell a customer that item(s) have been ordered per the customer's request, when they have in fact not been ordered.
This typically is discovered by a sales rep covering for Mr. Anders three days after the initial "order" has been placed.
Sales Rep: (answering an incoming call) Good afternoon, how may I help you?
Customer: Hey, can I get an update on the order I asked Mr. Anders to process three days ago?
Sales Rep: No problem! Let me take a look for you. (long pause) um...it looks like that order has been Andersed.
Customer: What does that mean?
Sales Rep: It means Mr. Anders told you that the order was placed, when in actuality he didn't place the order.
Customer: Well thats annoying!
Sales Rep: Yes, yes it is...
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A gay white male with terrible hair and gets called a girl by women. His five hole is more open than his moms legs and he likes his cousin.
You like men, you must be Anders
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A name for someone who is based
Do you like my outfit?
No.
Anders is now based
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A guy who acts shy, but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a Anders
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Fat ass crying head smashing 8th grader
Wow that kid pulled an anders is he ok?
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He is has a small dick. He is a mean, no getting jerk. He is the worst friend you can ask for. He only wants attention and is so annoying. You gets no girls. Anders is so gay and has no friends. He thinks he is so popular and has so many friends but he is the opposite. He had the worst laugh. He is a rich scumbag that is so spoiled.
No one is lucky when there’s and Anders in your life.
Anders is a jerk, rich, spoiled kid that have no friends.
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