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A town full of little rich kids constantly competing to who has the worst life. They tend to live off attention and immaturity.
The typical North Andover conversation: "Oh my god she said this about her and she saw him doing this and I swear she said that he told his aunt that he did this."
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First off, the person who wrote the other definition is just a big fatass girl that labels people. And you didn't even discribe the town, you discribed the people in it and you're a hipocrite because you said you hated when the girls drank but you do to. And the boys don't like you because you're a fat pizza faced druggie.
Here is what North Andover is like in the eyes of someone who has a chance in life. North Andover is a great town to live in. Yes there are some people that do drugs and other things, but thats not the point, past all that North Andover is a great town with great people. Just getting along is just one thing you need to do.
One more time, don't read the other definition because that person has an I.Q. of -40
"Hey have you heard about North Andover?"
"Yea it's a great town to live in!"
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Why are people hatin' on North Andover for getting fucked up every weekend? I love getting fucked up every weekend.
Hey bro , what you doing this weekend?
Headin' to North Andover to get fucked up!
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A public high school in MA which contains multitudes of students with far too much time on their hands. Nearly every single one of these Andover High students applied ot the prestigious prep school Phillips Academy-which is ust up the road- but did not get in. These students lack any talent or ability, and then spend their Saturday nights driving up and down Main Street taunting Phillips Academy students because they are jealous and bored. A favorite means of harassment for Andover High students is to open their windows and either throw something (i.e. pumpkins, eggs) or scream. The favorite taunt is, "catboner". Catboner remains undefined and no one (including the Andover High students knows what it means).
Person A: Wow, did you hear that Andover High student just yell 'catboner' out the window?
Person B: I sure did. Those kids and there meaningless taunts are exact proof of our wasted tax money.
Person A: I know, if only they had been smart or interesting enough to go to Phillips Academy...
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A small town in north-eastern Massachusetts. There is only one public high school, good old NAHS, so you'll probably end up going there. It's a pretty sick school, it's new and big. NAHS is famous world-wide for the recent pot brownies incident which shut down the junior prom. North Andover is a pretty boring town, if you're a teenager there's pretty much nothing to do except go to parties every weekend. The people in North Andover are generally rich, so parents usually go away on vacations to Costa Rica or the Bahamas, leaving their bratty little kids to throw ragers while they're gone.
The kids in North Andover are generally alright, but you have your groups: annoying middle-schoolers, freshman, hoes, ghetto kids, asians, sheltered girls, druggies, jocks, popular girls, trashy girls, popular guys (usually the jocks), sexually active GSA (gay-straight alliance) group, and the edgy kids.
person 1: "Hey what town was on the news for the pot brownies again?"
person 2: "North Andover, duhh!"
person 1: "Of course it's North Andover!!"
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North Andover is a rich ass town with two kinds of people in it. Either you're rich and don't appreciate it or you struggle to afford even fitting in at the public schools. Girls say either say they are sluts, but aren't really or they say they are the most innocent person ever and wear short shots and try to get with every guy. Guys are super bored with their lives and do something to themselves that will get other people's attention. And anybody who can actually afford a car gets cars that look way better than the teachers' cars in high school. There's also 2 types of people in North Andover. You're either really innocent and don't know shit about the real world or you know EVERYTHING and waste your knowledge on asking for certain pictures on snap chat and smoking cocaine. Also the people who are rich are best friends with EVERY teacher at school and always get good grades and the people who are average or less with money are not liked by the teachers and get average grades and have average everything.
Me-"what town do you live in?"
Person- "Lawrence, you?"
Me-"North Andover."
Person-"Oh that's a rich town."
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public school in a gay rich town in MA. at least it's free
catboner: Luckily I got through four years of high school without learning any social skills. Phew!
andover high student: Didn't you pay $120,000 to go to PA?
catboner: Yup! Now I'm going to UMiami.
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