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the sexiest mf ever. when he stares at you with that look in his sea-green eyes your stomach goes craaazy with butterflies and when he holds you in those strong arms you just cant think straight
person A: who tf is that hottie?
person B: the one absolutely dripping with sexiness? oh thats angus
“A person that will fake cry so he can flirt and get sexually close to girls”
“Did you just flirt with that dead guys girlfriend, wow your such an Angus”
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Angus is a piece of fucking shit. He speaks like an autistic person and gets a detention everyday. It is clear that Angus does not have any friends, but sometimes people act like they are friends with him to boost his self confidence. It really does suck to be an Angus. He is mostly gay and sometimes down syndrome. Angus does things for clout like pulling his pants down and humping tree's but no one laughs and he ends up looking like a fool.
"Hey, do you know Angus?"
"Yeah, he is a bit of a loser."
"Yeah it really does suck to be him."
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short and gets rejected by every girl, a fat simp and very very gay!
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1. Noun. Idiotic (Australian) politician with a disproportionate sense of entitlement who self-praises at any opportunity.
2. Pronoun. Idiotic (Australian) politician with a disproportionate sense of entitlement who self-praises at any opportunity.
2. Verb. Congratulating yourself online using your alt. social media account and becoming a national/international laughing stock.
1. 'My local MP is such an Angus.'
2. 'Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.'
3. 'I am a national laughing stock. The other day I Angused myself and now my FB page is flooded with half a million Australians taking the piss out of me.'
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
If you slap my thy
I shall suspend you.
"ARRRRRRRGH JACK SLAPPED MY THYYYY" Yelled Angus.
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