Anselmisms

a collective set of particular speech devices, or alternative pronunciations of a common words rendered unidentifiable by an overtly technical context. Examples include te-ka-nology; boltning (in reference to MySQL); idear

The instructions were so full of Anselmisms that there wasn't a chance I'd get it right.

Anselme

Anselme is a first name of Germanic origin which means divine protection. Anselm are often very sexy and very intelligent. Never laugh at an Anselm where you might regret it. Anselm embodies wisdom and benevolence but he likes to take risks and go beyond the imposed rules.

Anselme is a handsome man.