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jewish antelope

A swaggie animal that celebrates Hanukkah

Hey jimbob looks like the Jewish antelope is frolicking on the golf course

by swaggienigga123 February 20, 2014

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Antelope High school

A school filled with emotional teenagers that’s don’t know how to solve problems but are great at creating them, along with guys who care very little about others and more about drugs or video games and girls who dress like hookers always trying to causes fights with random people they don’t even know.

1. Random idiot: I’m bored, let’s create a meme account about antelope high school and make people wanna kill themselves.
Another random idiot: Sure, let me just send you this video I’ve had forever that I’ve probably jerked off to a million times.

by Antelopeisntwhatyouthink May 22, 2019


three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009


Prairie grazing antelope

This is telling someone they are amazing in the sack. A prairie grazer sexual fulfills any person they come in contact with. They often haus many girls and murf other things.

They are not apposed to anal.

Benit: Hey Jemmy, what do you think about Jash Pardon in the sack?

Jemmy: Um, i dunno, i have never experienced that personally but leverhaus says he's a prairie grazing antelope.

by Sesual Lover Haus February 11, 2010

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hung like an antelope with seven legs

Self explanatory really

"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"

by Aunty Lope May 4, 2005

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Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

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smuggling antelope

When you get away with doing something legal but morally wrong, just before getting caught doing something illegal.

Walter shot that beloved lion but it was apparently legal. He later got arrested for smuggling antelope.

or

Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.

by mavol September 16, 2015