Applejacking

Using applesauce to jerk off with

"Man I didn't have any lotion, so I ran to the fridge and started Applejacking in the kitchen"

Applejack

When you want to bone something and your hand isn’t enough, so you cut a hole in an apple and furiously pound it, thus creating apple sauce.

Since all the skanks are quarantined, I had to settle for an applejack.