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On the evening of April 14 I wanted to celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus day by baking my girlfriend a cake that she could eat while I ate her out.
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if a man declines a marriage proposal on April 14 he owes the person $1000
guy:dude taylor proposed to me today and I said no
guy2: dude is april 14 you have to give her $1000 now
guy: dang it
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the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.
wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?
wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.
Child: when did that big ship sink
Dad: the titanic? It sunk on April 14 1912
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National kick balls day. This is the day girls get back at boys for slapping our ass.
April 14 ( kick balls ) your allowed to kick with your foot on a boys balls
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The days in which two lazy bitches began walking this earth.
October 13 & April 14 are the two days of the year when bitches be triflin.
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April 14 National Charisma puke day
A day where any one named charisma has to puke
April 14 National Charisma puke day