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National Velociraptor Awareness Day, National Animal Crackers Day, and National Lineman Appreciation Day! So as you can see, my date of birth is the best. :sunglasses:
Me: April 18 is my birthday.
Guy: Ok.
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give people that have a c as the first letter in their name $1.
“OMG it’s April 18th, I have the give Chancellor a dollar!”
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Literally the baddest bitches in the world like they do no give one fuck about anything they just enjoy the life.
Person: is your birthday April 18th?
Me:yes, why?
Person: no wonder ur so bad and hot
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National Have Sex with a Friends Mom Day
Yo that girls mom over there looking kinda thicc today!
Man, just wait till April 18th and you can tear the shit out of that ass!
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April 18th is the best day, Its mine n my bf anniversary , Ppl tht were born on this day are automatic W's !
Aww, did you see its April 18 they are gettin married !!
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Someone born on this day is super toxic. They are also those kinda people that think blue eyes are a personality trait. I'm also getting short vibes... Oh and they prolly get "hurt" a bunch.
Person 1: You don't have to start this kinda drama...
Person 2: I was actually born on April 18th so I do actually..
Person 1: I am so sorry!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Your parents don't love you do they?
Person 2: ...-cries like a bitch-
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*Sees guy at the bar wearing an April 18th shirt*
"Hey!"
*both men salute the greatest of holidays*
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