April 28 is national grab ass day and national grab pum pum day
(Walks up to girl and grabs her by the pum pum)
April 28 is the best day ever
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The national suck your friends dick day!!!
Person 1: let me suck your dick
Person 2: why?
Person 1: because itβs April 28
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national kick dick day, since the guys are assholes now :)
boy: what day is it today?
girl: April 28, KICK GUYS NUTS DAY
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National do what your boyfriend says day
Friend 1: wow your boyfriend is so hot. What are u doing for April 28th?
Friend 2: I know, Iβm so lucky! Iβm gonna do anything he says
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The day all the worst bitched were born and the most hated
Hey! its your birthday on April 28 you must be someone no one likes and are an absolute bitch to everyone
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