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A day in which if you were born, you are automatically loved and cared for by those around you (Most of the time.)
It's fucking April 5th, happy birthday! :)
A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,
DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina
Yeahh it is!!!
April 5th is national beat the fuck out of Trike v2 day
did you know april 5th is national beat the fuck out of trike v2 day
National ask out your crush day
What are you still doing here go one
April 5th is a day of the year
A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.
Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick
National send your husband/bf an arch pic for the special day
Bae it’s April 5th arch pic day you know what Time it is.
It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.
"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"