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he went swimming in my hair aquarium. would you please dive into my hair aquarium?
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a very tiny penis, implying it's thin as well as short.
overheard in a ladies' loo :
Woman 1 : Did you sleep with Pete ?
Woman 2 : Yes. You too?
Woman 1 : Yep. Like a sardine in an aquarium, isn't he ?
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The act of inserting a finish into a young japanese girls vagina, then having sex with her while trying to yank it out.
Hey, is this fish from that japanese aquarium i gave you last night honey?
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The Saigon Aquarium: When a chick blows you in the back of a car and the door handles don't work, she panics looking for a way out with a mouth full of cum. Also known as a Fish Bowl.
I gave my girlfriend a Saigon Aquarium, it took her five minutes to get out!
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Used in the Wilco song I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. Jeff Tweedy is saying that he is a heavy drinker. A figure of speech meaning he drinks as much as an aquarium could hold.
Apple Picker - "I get drunk so easily, I am definitely not an american aquarium drinker."
american aquarium drinker
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When someone doesn't flush the toilet and even leaves the seat up for greater impact.
" Get you pants on and drive me home..i am not staying with someone who leaves me a WAL*MART AQUARIUM..you are a pig."
Geeeze 3 of the 4 toilets here have WAL*MART AQUARIUMS...GAG..
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When someone is attacked by the aquarium shark IN THE AQUARIUM.
Me: Reigen Arataka was attacked by a shark in the aquarium
Friend: shark attack in the aquarium
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