A different form of autistic that is less offensive.
This bitch is so fucking aquatic deadass...
Like slay with a little more flavor.
He is slaying the house down boots! That is so aquatic!
A female who frequents sexual activity and releases ample amounts of liquid every time. Any partner of an aquatic hoe should be lifeguard certified.
Wow, Kim was so wet, she a aquatic hoe!
The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.
Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?
Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
When a guy gets his balls gargled underwater in a hot tub.
Girl 1: Did you go over to Tommy’s last night, I heard he has a jacuzzi?
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally gave him an aquatic mouth dance
Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.
Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”