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The condition in which the nut sack becomes smaller and more compact when exposed to colder temperatures.
Man, when I jumped in the lake it was so cold that my gonads immediately entered armadillo mode!
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A dusty armadillo is performed by having doggy style sex (vaginal or anal) and, at the crescendo of the performance, dump some talcum powder on the girl's head and call out, "Dusty Armadillo," and punch her in the back of the head.
"Man, I was plowing away on that girl and gave her a dusty armadillo. I couldn't see for like ten minutes, that shit went everywhere"
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The Armadillo Theory is the theory that once a specific arbitrary object or idea has been mentioned obscurely , or encountered randomly, that this time object or idea will suddenly appear more frequently in one's life. This is strictly based on noticing something that was already occurring in one's life, but without significance.
Once Karl mentioned to me that the armadillo was his favorite animal, I noticed how often I encountered armadillos in my daily life. This is why the theory is called the Armadillo Theory
the act of providing a quotation in an essay without a proper introduction, which leaves the reader surprised due to the “out-of-nowhere” reference.
Did you read Sally’s essay? Her first paragraph starts with a quote…such an Armadillo Roadkill
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The biggest asshole in the hole United States... Right up there with Michael moore...
Sunny the Armadillo you fail at life...
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when you dump everything out of a backpack during class and unzip the small pocket of the backpack then squeeze all of the other slots in the small pockets from the inside to make a form of a armodillo then zip it up once done
hey man stop armadilloing my backpack
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A witty Canadian with a bitingly sarcastic sense of humor and the ability to win the hearts of many with his loveable cruelty and noob-bashing.
Newb: Hiy, gys, wuts up. Im n00 two teh forumz and thawt i shhuld say hie i <3 Watrmanan <insert several obnoxious smilies here>
Sunny: You fail at life
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