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Re Arranged my furniture

When a male or female gets fucked so hard , so long and so deep That your entire abdominal area is very sore the next day or TWO

Hey girl you "OK"
Yy e a h....(Groaning and walking very slow with a limp)
My man straight "Re Arranged my furniture last night

by Kimberstar6 September 8, 2013


staycation arrangement

A temporary furniture arrangement, especially in a less efficient though more fresh and novel fashion, whose arrangers fully intend on rearranging back to the original format after short-term display.

Derives from the fact that such a furniture setup is fun to visit, but is not ideal to live with for long; being in the home, it is properly coined the "staycation" arrangement.

Our couch is in the middle of the room diagonally because it's in our staycation arrangement.

by HefeBoss February 4, 2016


Rectal Arrangement

When two consenting adults decide that they want to bump asses with double ended dildos.

Myself and my partner had a hard time picking out a double ended dildo for the rectal arrangement we had planned later on in the day.

by zaharie June 5, 2019


physical arrangements

Giving your significant other make up sex or showing them lots of attention

My girl mad at me, instead of giving her edible arrangements, I'm going to give her physical arrangements

by the method August 6, 2017


pee-arranged location

Da spot near your hunting/fishing camp where you and your sportsman-buddies collectively decide to build da outhouse. Da way dat you determine said construction-site is by first allowing each of your pals to "vote" by "draining his radiator" at whatever spot dat he'd like da best, and then afterwards choosing da area wif da biggest wet patch.

Da problem wif choosing a pee-arranged location for your outhouse is dat at least one or two of your macho companions will likely "cheat" in their "voting" by either downing extra Bud Lights beforehand to make demselves take bigger whizzes, or by simply dumping their beer directly on their own personal favorite spots, thus messing up da actual size of each wet area, which of course were supposed to indicate how MANY guys had urinated there, not how MUCH "golden shower" had been deposited at each spot.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019


Arrange marriage

marriage of a wife and husband by parents

I hate getting into an arrange marriage

by 459395 April 11, 2023


INTENTIONAL INCARCERATION ARRANGEMENT

The backfiring of the HARVEST 91 ROUTE FESTIVAL to incarcerate ALAN I WALDMAN...ANAL ALAN

Nobody expected STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK to enter the picture as "when ANAL ALAN showed his FRUSTRATION with security trespassing games which all was used to. for an INTENTIONAL INCARCERATION ARRANGEMENT but ALAN I WALDMAN or the POLICE call him "JOHN DOEN" but wait they are always asking for my EPSTEIN real name and the thing is the GOOD BUDDAH at the HARVEST 91 ROUTE FESTIVAL got fed up with the continual ASSH0LE PED0PHILE SHITEATER attack so what happened as this HUNGRY GHOST as you may say after STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK killed the most people in US HIST0RY after he got the point of first do tw0 TRESPASSES as you get SHIT and SCAT to B0WEL OUT with and now the entire VIDEO of ME AND MY MONKEY by ROBBIE PETER WILLUAMS, GEORGE NORM PETER(SON) PF CHANG PLANS , GUY CHAMBERS , and JASON ALDEAN (WILLIAMS) the biggest FIASCO of all timr.

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 14, 2022