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(n.)- one who is considered the goofiest friend, the most passionate lover, the most worthy contender, or bootilicious OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.
(n.)- one who mimics animals
(n.)- one who strives to be an air-bender
That guy is definitely ashwin material.
Is that your ashwin?
Damn, you are so an ashwin with that fine ass of yours.
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Ashwin spent two centuries slowly working to corrupt the Soulstone that imprisoned him. In time, he was able to extend his influence into the surrounding area and corrupt both King Leoric and his archbishop, Lazarus. The King proved too strong to fully control, so the Demon took possession of his son, Prince Albrecht. Ashwin then began to shape an outpost of Hell within the catacombs that ran beneath the town of Tristram. By spreading terror into the surrounding countryside, the Demon was able to attract many heroes who came to cleanse the land of evil. By the time the strongest of these heroes reached this goal, though, he had become fully influenced by the will of Ashwin. In his twisted state, this adventurer believed that the only way to fully control the Demon was to plunge the shard of the Soulstone into his own head. This, of course, was exactly what Ashwin had planned as the Demon now had an even stronger body to use to find his brothers and complete his ultimate plan...
Tips and Other Additional Information
Full Lightning and Fire Resistance will help a lot against Ashwin. With high Physical Damage Reduction and Fire/Lightning Absorption, Ashwin will end up healing you over time instead of damaging you.
Ashwin may cast his special Bone Prison on you, your hirelings, and around your Town Portals to prevent you from escaping.
The Red Lightning Hose deals half physical, half lightning damage. Full Lightning Resistance and Damage Reduction/a high Block Rate may allow you to survive this attack.
You cannot steal Life or Mana from Ashwin.
Ashwin uses the following Skills: Fire Nova, Red Lightning Hose, Cold Touch, Fire Wall, Firestorm, Bone Prison, Charge, Taunt (does nothing).
Goblin: NOOOOOOOOOO ITS ASHWIN!!!!!
Ashwin: *nibbles on said goblin's leg
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1. Those assholes who always get drunk at your parties, throw up on your furniture, fuck your friends, smoke cigarettes in your bathroom, and beat up their friends.
2. A punk rock band based out of Bethesda, MD. The Ashwins are often credited with the popularization, if not the creation, of the musical genre knowns as Prepcore. The band consists of five official members, although line-up changes have been made on occasion. The Ashwins' music is often heavily focused on underage drinking, drunk-driving, getting with girls, or all of the above.
On january 23, 2006, The Ashwins first and only album to date, THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT, was released on iTunes.
Formed officially in 2004, the band agreed to a hiatus in the summer of 2007 due to creative differences.
"You're wasted off your ass
But You're still stepping on the gas
Hope to god that you don't crash
But You're still driving faster"
-from "Your Kids Are Gonna LOVE it!" from THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT
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when one is absolutely down horrendous for an attention-seeking female, especially when there name is Tina or Rebecca.
Rohan is a staunch believer of Ashwinism
The act of laying your partner on the kitchen counter and raw dogging them until you both splurge at the same time. After which you use the cum, vaginal discharge, and sweat to sautée carrots which you both then eat over rice while simultaneously giving eachother handjobs under a blanket and watching madden gameplay with no commentary. You then both promptly go to sleep holding one another under a fuzzy blanket and wonder how long your relationship will last, fearing they'll leave you the very next day.
"Dude what did you do to that girl last night?"
"I gave her a dirty ashwin bro, can we talk? I need to vent."
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Mythological god who was the brother of Hercules, one of the sons of Zeus.
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