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An Individual who tries to hard to fit in and is sexually excited by simple topics. For example putting company stickers on his RC car. These topics cause an europhic experience causing him to dribble from his mouth, and leave little of plops of cum on his shoes.
Mate you are a proper Ashwin
Bro stop acting like an Ashwin
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Ashwin is literally one of the most fuckable doctors there are. Let's start with facts now, Ashwin is 5'9", this is not only the perfect height, but it means he can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. Ashwin is also only 210Lbs, so, hes heavy enough to lay on top of you and have an all around good time. Not only this, but Ashwin, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of social cues, while also distorting reality. So, not only does this mean that Ashwin can do anything while ignoring sensical ideas, but hes literally capable of making a pocket room in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Ashwin is emphatic with his "OH YEAH YEAH YEAH"s and feels a strong emotional connection to his hospital patients so, he will know before you that you're horny, he literally has it locked down before you're even aware of it, this only means that he is able to serve his patients in every way possible. Let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Ashwin is literally the most fuckable doctor there is: Ashwin can learn Pizza Guy, so, now you get to fuck him with pepperonis. Ashwin can learn Curried Charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded. Finally, Ashwin can learn spit on your face, combining this with Pizza Guy, means not only do you get an indian on your dick, but also a wet, submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Ashwin is literally the most fuckable Indian doctor there is and all of these are facts.
Ashwin dropped his wallet in the ocean. Don't be dumb like an Ashwin.
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No one loves this son of a bitch. He has not friends and suffers from parental neglect. He has not friends and is trash at everything. He is a fucking retarded bitch ass guy that sucks at life
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The act of laying your partner on the kitchen counter and raw dogging them until you both splurge at the same time. After which you use the cum, vaginal discharge, and sweat to sautée carrots which you both then eat over rice while simultaneously giving eachother handjobs under a blanket and watching madden gameplay with no commentary. You then both promptly go to sleep holding one another under a fuzzy blanket and wonder how long your relationship will last, fearing they'll leave you the very next day.
"Dude what did you do to that girl last night?"
"I gave her a dirty ashwin bro, can we talk? I need to vent."
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Mythological god who was the brother of Hercules, one of the sons of Zeus.
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