Rural Dictionary

Asia

Asia is typically a beautiful person but she doesn’t realize it. She has described herself as fat. She always feels like an outcast. She feels as if she’s not good enough. She is mean to people that make fun of her or that call her names. She will hurt you if you get on her bad side. Asia is missunderstud. She just wants to find someone who loves her for who she is. But she has gone through so many people to find that person and now she is considered a whore. She will and has been cheated on plenty of times. She is shy but as soon as she starts to talk to people she trusts them with everything and she seems to trust people too much. Asia has a lot of problems and is a strong person. She is depressed and if she had a gun she’d use it on herself anytime.

Personally I’m an Asia and I have been isolated my whole life and hated by most people ove tried so hard and I’m giving up on myself and everyone else. I can’t trust anyone anymore.

Asia: I wish I could find someone that gave a shit about me

Person: no one cares about you. Your a coward

Asia*gets detention for beating up a random person that called her a coward

by Asia is depressed October 23, 2019

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Asia

Whenever you meet Asia, you'll know from the first conversation that something is just different about her. Maybe it's the way she talks, the way she walks, her personality, or everything and anything in between. Honestly, Asia can seem closed off at first, but once you get to know her, she'll open up more and more...and then you'll open up more and more, and then next thing you know, you're having dreams about her and want to give the world for her 24/7, because she really does deserve the whole world. Once you've developed that relationship with Asia, you'll probably fall in love with her in no time at all, just know that if she feels the same way about you...you'll always have her to come back to…you’ll always have someone to think about and just smile. Btw, Asia's love language is probably touch, so she might not say it a lot, but you could definitely tell in the way she acts around you. Oh, and Asia is super shy. And also, Asia literally is like... so sexy...so you just have to remind her that every now and then, so she doesn't forget. So basically...Asia is literally the whole package. Asia, without a doubt, will be the best thing to every happen to you in your entire life.

"Who got you smiling at your phone like that?"
"Oh...it's Asia."

by definitelynot_Kisherno May 19, 2022

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Asia

China - The first ever communist country to have a rising economy.
Indonesia - Swords and Islam.
Japan - Weeaboo's favourite country. People are fucking sick and tired of those fuckers coming there.
Philippines - People who rants on how they are Asian not Pacific Islander.
Vietnam - Communist people who thinks anyone that is white is automatically American (I'm British god fucking damnit).
Thailand - Good foods, has a monarch, but people live in poverty.
South Korea - Weeaboo's 2nd favourite country. Also tired of fuckers coming there wishing they were Asian (Japs are sick of them too!)
Myanmar - A place most Westerners have no clue existed.
Malaysia - If you think being a negro in the Confederate state is bad, think again.
North Korea - A weeaboo's 3rd favourite country because it has 'korea' in it. People are treated less than dirt there.
Taiwan - The spirit of Asian capitalism. Weeaboos don't like to go there because it's not Japan or Korea.
Cambodia - Hate the Viets
Hong Kong - Weeaboos don't want to go there because it's not Japan or Korea yet HK is one of the few reasons Asia is worth visiting.
Laos - Communist country nobody gives a shit about.
Singapore - Very honorably European in some aspects, beautiful. Weeaboos don't know where to find it nor do they want to visit it because it's not Japan or Korea.
Mongolia - Hates China
East Timor - According to some book, it's the poorest country.
Macau - Speaks Portuguese.
Brunei - Low population

Weeaboo: Asia is the greatest continent on Earth!
Me: Really? Where are you going to this summer vacation?
Weeaboo: Japan or Korea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: FUCK YOU! I'm going to Singapore for vacation, even if it's extremely warm, it's fucking beautiful!
Weeaboo: Where's Singapore?
Me: In Asia you fucker!

by Emnesity January 10, 2010

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Asia

1. Continent which is:
a.Earth`s biggest continent

b.Place with the most ranged economy. For example the Phillipines is 3rd world, but Japan is one of the best economies in the world.

c.Continent whose citizens would completely die out without rice. It is not just a stereotype, all Asian countries(except maybe some in the Middle East) depend on rice and even food that is not rice is often made of rice somehow.

d.Continent whose citizens can come to the US and do better than white, black, or latino people in any bussiness (other than entertainment).

e.Very poorly defined on Urban Dictionary by inom. Asia is not a counrty, it is a continent. And it has far less poverty and starvation than some other parts of the world.

2. Crappy 80s band. MTV and VH1 like to call them "hair metal". I call them "pop". Kind of like Bon Jovi, but
not even worth playing at a dance.

3. Rare Italian girl`s name.

1a.J.B:Asia is huge. It is a big ass continent. Asia so big, it`s got its own sun. People everywhere else sayin` "You got your own sun! Why we gotta share the same one with everyone else?". THAT`S how big Asia is.
Lacey:Yeah, and its a pretty big continent, too.

1b.Maybe Thailand wouldn`t look so crappy if it weren`t right under Japan.

1c.News in 2008: It`s been 14 months since Worlwide rice famine started, and things are looking very bad in Asia and the Middle East. Europe, Africa, and the Americas have been able to survive on their non-rice foods. All wealthier Asians have very rapidly migrated to Europe and the United States, abandoning the strong trade-based economies of China and Japan. Most Asian citizens have completed died out, and most governments have collapsed. The only nations which have survived this ordeal so far are Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the state of Palestine. Palestine and Israel have been locked in a power struggle for control of the continent, both sides claiming that Asia is their promised land. However, neither side has advanced as they have only been fighting eachother, the Palestians with an unknown financial and militaristic supporter. Iraq has been under check by the United States for five years now, as ex-president George W. Bush warns that Iraqi rebels might to use WMD to overtake Asia. The Saudis have not enacted any so far, but have peacefully claimed most of continental Asia. The Saudi Government could not be reached for commentary.

1d.Once I owned a convenience store, but a Korean guy bought me out. Then I went back to college for a computer degree, and designed robots until a Japanese guy took my job. Then I started a bussiness fixing computers, but it got crushed by an Indian guy. I thought I was fucked until I got a deal in New York. Now I dance, so I`ve got a steady job until a black guy takes it from me.

1e.Asia is definitely not the continent with the least money. That would probably be Africa. Or, if you want to be technical, Antartica.

2. I started getting pretty pissed off when the DJ at the holiday dance started playing "Livin` on a Prayer", but I decided to try to keep enjoying myself despite the lack of good music. I managed to tune out the shitty selection. That is, until they put on "Final Countdown".

3. Don`t you know who Asia Depino is? She was on that one show...

(asia depino is not a real actress)

by tanukisanyo May 14, 2005

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Asia

1. The largest continent on earth; covers most of the eastern hemisphere

2. A progressive pop band formed around 1982 by ex-members of Yes, King Crimson, UK, and Emerson Lake & Palmer (ELP). Their hits include "Heat of the Moment", "Only Time Will Tell" and "Don't Cry". The album titles have usually been one-word names beginning and ending with the letter "A", and the album covers have featured award-winning artwork by Roger Dean.

The band Asia did a tour of Asia.

by Bill M. July 28, 2004

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