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The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.
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1. an exclamation used when its all chill and good, frequently used to substitute "ok" at the end of a conversation.
2. a saying used to show that something is very cool but not too cool, it shows that everything is chill in a relaxed way.
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When a female quiefswhile on her period and her tampon blows out.
that hoe just quiefed! look at that bloody asparagus hanging out
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The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.
asparagus dicks, figure it out
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A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.
I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.
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Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.
Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.
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A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.
Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.
It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.
There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.
Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.
A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.