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Someone who is gay but is afraid to take it in the ass.
“I think my boss George is gay, he’s just too afraid to take it in the ass. Stupid Ass bandit!”
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A Cocksucking ass bandit stole the urban dictionary's owners wife's virginity!
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(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
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1. Like an Idaho Patato (Eric Bourassa)
1. Damn that ass bandit be wyl homo, over the fudge-cocky, son!
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someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims
kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit
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a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.
Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit
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a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.
michael is nothing but a cock sucking ass bandit who sucks Sal's dick off for money.
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