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First of all, have you ever seen your asshole?
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.
HOLY SHIT, that guys ass goblin just bit me!
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One who gobbles ass, but really just a general, whimsical "put down." Also contemporarily mythologized as goblins who inhabit the asses of humans and presumably other creatures.
(popular source generally attributed to "Beavis and Butthead" television show)
That dude's an "ass goblin"
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a girl who is short in stature and bitchy-er than any other thing you have ever experiance, this little creature also likes to say she likes you and lead you on then never meets you
person A: dud did you hook up with that girl yet
person B: nah she's an ass-goblin
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someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.
My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.
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An Ass Goblin is someone who likes to have anal sex obsessively. Commonly mistaken for Butt Pirate
You are such an Ass Goblin!
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A little green alien thing that lives amidst in your bunghole and dwells on flatuelence (farts) and anything that's left. Also like a disease that acurres when you don't clean yourself too well.
Damn man that ass goblin of mine is starting to irritate me.
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