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A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.
Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.
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Someone who tells you half of the truth
When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser
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Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.
"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."
"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"
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It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.
-Ya know I'll fuck you up man
-Assless Asser
When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.
She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.
A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.
Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!
He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.
I wish if I was Asser