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A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.
She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.
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When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.
My cat suffers from naked assiditis.
When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked
My cat suffered from naked assiditis.
The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:
a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals
passing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.
c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by
morning!"
"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid
burn!!"
"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
Similar to an accident but it refers to soiling yourself.
I was driving home and had an assident in my pants.
Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.
I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.