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that song on tiktok that donald trump is supposedly using to communicate with his supporters now that he is banned from twitter
"Hey did you hear that coded song?"
"Astronaut In The Ocean?"
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`verb; meaning to get so obsessively jealous in a relationship, one would go to extraordinary methods to hurt a potential competitor.
Used on some late night TV after the February 2007 incident where a lovesick astronaut, Lisa Nowak, drove 900 miles in diapers to confront and threaten a rival for the affections of her boy friend
Not as fatal as going postal, in most cases...
Actually it seems everybody on the OC is ready to go astronaut at the same time.
My first wife went astronaut on my girlfriend when she found out I took her to Branson for her birthday. Fortunately the cops were there
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A person who likes to ravage brown town. Usually refering to a homosexual.
Hey arsehole astronaut, leave me arse alone... gay.
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Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.
Astronaut highschool; a school full of yee yee boys and hoes.
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To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.
Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut
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The kind of love that you would put on a diaper and drive 3,000 miles for.
She be crazy, she is in total astronaut love
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A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.
"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."