Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘
Sister: why are you sneaking out?
Me: because it’s august 22nd!
If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know
I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug
National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"
It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?