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A sex act where a female performs a reach around hand job, but gets on her knees and comes from "down under" aka she reaches up between a man's legs and gives him a ferocious crank as her face is smashed in his butthole. Basically its a race to see if he cums or farts in her face first. Either way the man wins. The hand job can be performed with a traditional grip or Western grip if she wants to get real freaky.
Also referred to as "the Aussie"
After soaking his skin with enough cologne to kill an adult rhino, Clay entered the party looking to hook up with the nastiest, skankiest girl in the room. They went upstairs to have some fun, and to his surprise, she got down on her knees and gave him a glorious Aussie. He pulled off the infamous cum-fart combo, as he squirted a hot load of many gravy at the exact moment he gave her pink eye.
"Guess what guys! Last night this chick gave me the Australian! I farted a giant mud cloud up her nose, then turned around and glued her eyes shut with my man cream. It was awesome!"
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Deformed retarded looking shit heads that no one likes and steal the English language and steal everything the fat greedy cunts should blow the all up wankers.
Did you see them Australians stealing everything like the fat piece of shit he is.
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People that often arrive in the northern hemisphere upside down, possessing a bizarre yet understandable accent.
Australians: Ay bloke, cain we heav a bir.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
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Going for a quiet Drink with an Aussie can only lead to bad things make sure you take your passport money and never go head to head drinking with them
Ahhh mate I got australianized last night I feel like death
Any person who lives in Australia, but who is NOT John Howard.
John Howard takes away people's jobs and puts on a tracksuit to watch tv... this THING cannot be human and we should kill it before it spreads
Australian people are the best in the world, it is a fact that Melbourne won the "World's Most Liveable City" award a few years ago. so it has been proven. THAT, my friends, is why there are so many people trying to get into this paradise!
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An Australian slant on a word or words.
Billy lid means kid, trouble and strife means wife are well known Australianism's
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